With all the focus on Vick’s amazing game, Favre’s yes-no-maybe MRI, horrible calls, and even worse kicking, I thought I’d take a moment to talk about something that is controversial and equally important: Hair.
Yes, hair. Well, if it’s important enough to insure for a slick $1 Million, then yes, maybe it is important. And surely, if it’s a topic each week in some context of NFL Countdown in between arguments about Favre, it MUST be important.
Just ask Gisele, Brady’s wife who apparently won’t let him cut his Bieber mane. She’s the bread winner of the family and it’s clear, she wears the pants, Tom has the hair. I mean, he already has the cologne commercial, he’s already on that path to being a vaunted Victoria’s Secret model.
But truly, can’t Troy and Tom share some of the hair headlines with poor Clay Matthews, who seems to be making a play of his own for most fearsomely tressed? Maybe he’s just sore from losing out on the starring role in the Disney flick Tangled.
News for Clay: Troy Polamalu may have the world’s strangest ads (like he needs hair strengthening? Really?) but hair detangler seems to be the most perfect fit for you. Call up Suave or John Frieda, dude. You’re ready for your close-up.
Meanwhile, Tom needs a little more body so he’ll use that new ceramic 1 1/4” curling iron and some Keratase heat protectant. Ahhh, yeah. Justin will be so jealous!
(Thanks, Kenny Manye, for the ridic moment. And Thanks, Tom, for showing what a great sense of humor you have.)
And if you need more, I suppose I’ll do some picks:
Sun, Nov 21
|BAL @ CAR||Bank of America Stadium||BAL|
|HOU @ NYJ||New Meadowlands Stadium||NYJ|
|ARI @ KC||Arrowhead Stadium||KC|
|WAS @ TEN||LP Field||TEN|
|BUF @ CIN||Paul Brown Stadium||CIN|
|OAK @ PIT||Heinz Field||PIT|
|CLE @ JAC||EverBank Field||CLE|
|DET @ DAL||Cowboys Stadium||DAL|
|GB @ MIN||Mall of America Field||GB|
|SEA @ NO||Superdome||NO|
|ATL @ STL||Edward Jones Dome||ATL|
|TB @ SF||Candlestick Park||SF|
|IND @ NE||Gillette Stadium||NE|
|NYG @ PHI||Lincoln Financial Field||PHI|
|Mon, Nov 22||Stadium|
|DEN @ SD||Qualcomm Stadium||SD|