NFL Wild Card Weekend
I’ll make this short and sweet since I’m still reeling from the Spanos family’s bad decision to keep the Norv and AJ Smith in San Diego. But before I succumb to an episode of Tourette’s, here are my picks:
Saturday
Texans over Bengals
Saints over Lions
Sunday
Falcons over Giants
Pittsburgh over Denver
What’s my Super Bowl right now?
I’m thinking Patriots and Saints…Who DAT?! WHO DAT?!
NFL Week 17: Play big or go home!
So here we are at the last weekend of the regular season and the start of a new year. The die hasn’t been cast quite yet for the playoffs and a few things that have popped into my sleep-deprived brain are the following:
- Resting healthy players doesn’t bode well. Football is all about momentum and resting players, no matter how logically sound, seems to always wind up adding rust to hot players. Green Bay should take note of how the Colts have paid for that strategy multiple times.
- There is no dominate defense this year. NFL Sunday had a great piece by Football Jedi Master Bill Parcells on the inconsistency of subjective calls this year such as defensive player calls. I have to think this is feeding the fact that no defense this year has been dominate. Every team has been beaten big (and oftentimes late) by a team. All the 21+ point 4th quarter comebacks accentuates that. It makes the traditional playoff wisdom fly out the window.
- Veterans have something to prove. With all the Cam Newton, Tim Tebow, and even Andrew Luck (college player QB chat in NFL? WHAT?!), the top echelon quarterbacks in the NFL picked up their game and records are falling. Again, you can’t count out the impact of rule changes but the only rule change that had Tom Brady running into the end zone from short yardage and spike the ball is the rule that he was a precision passing QB. Even Brady, formerly unflappable in style, seemed to be sick of all the Tebow talk. And spiked a ball into the end zone as if to say “Here endth the lesson, son!”
Ok, on to the picks…
The Picks
Falcons over Bucs
Giants over Cowboys
Saints over Panthers
49ers over Rams
Jags over Colts
Texans over Titans
Lions over Packers
Eagles over Redskins
Patriots over Bills
Vikings over Bears
Dolphins over Jets
Bengals over Ravens
Browns over Steelers
Chiefs over Broncos
Cardinals over Seahawks
Chargers over Raiders
Fantasy Island
The results are in. And are very unimpressive. But I had a great time doing it and learned a lot.
One Final Note
I’d like to just take a moment to again thank Marty Schottenheimer for his service to an under-appreciating Chargers organization. Now I think it is absolutely clear: You don’t fire a 14 –2 coach. Ever.
I <3 Martyball!
NFL Week 16: East Bound and Down
So these Thursday night games are killing me and I hear the NFL is planning for more. Maybe it’s a concerted effort to kill the Fantasy League practices…or maybe it’s just the quest for more money. Knowing the NFL, it’s a little of both.
Still, I can tell you in all honesty I would NOT have picked the Colts to beat the Texans so mark that ‘L’ for me.
And as I’m about two shakes from heading East Bound and Down, I’m going to make this post ever so brief….
The Picks
Thursday Night
Texans over Colts – Loss!
Saturday
Ravens over Browns
Panthers over Bucs
Pats over Dolphins
Chiefs over Raiders
Titans over Jags
Cardinals over Bengals
Giants over Jets
Steelers over Rams
Bills over Broncos
Redskins over Vikings
Chargers over Lions
Cowboys over Eagles
Seahawks over 49ers
Sunday Night
Packers over Bears
Monday Night
Saints over Falcons
Fantasy Island
So in my inaugural fantasy season, I managed to scratch out a bid for the fifth place consolation game. Not that impressive but not that horrible considering the bulk of my team relied on Rivers-Gates and they, frankly, haven’t had a great year either. Lessons learned and Thursday night match-ups notwithstanding, it’s been a fun experience and I look forward to the playoff challenges.
Happy Holidays, Everyone in Cyberland! Keep on truckin’!
NFL Week 15: Early Bird Gets the Home Field
Frankly, I haven’t read all scenarios for the playoffs. I figure it’s all math gibberish and ultimately, whether or not a team on the bubble makes it in depends on so many things that it’s just too early to worry.
Here’s the part where I weigh in on the perfect season talk. Green Bay looked so dominate in the first fifteen minutes of play against the Raiders, that even the Raiders fans changed the channel. Not that it would’ve been a good match up anyways but seriously. I know, I know, every year we have this talk about whether a team can go perfect in the regular season. And then there’s Green Bay. Which seems to walk around with the kind of nonchalant confidence of the biggest kid in the gym class right before picking sides in tug-of-war.
Yeah, no matter what happens, not only CAN they win but it’s just a matter of HOW. What weapons will Aaron Rodgers use to even the score up? Just how many sacks will Clay Matthews force to get to 4 and out?
Yeah, they’re that good, people. SO don’t worry if you’re team can make it into the playoffs. Can any team beat them?
Oh, and one point that does seem to be kicking around this week from various pundits. If God is gracing Tim Tebow with luck and therefore wins this season, then that must mean one thing:
Aaron Rodgers is God.
The Picks
Thursday
Falcons over Jaguars
Saturday
Cowboys over Bucs
Sunday
Dolphins over Bills
Giants over Redskins
Titans over Colts
Texans over Panthers
Packers over Chiefs
Bengals over Rams
Saints over Vikings
Seahawks over Bears
Raiders over Lions
Eagles over Jets
Cardinals over Browns
Patriots over Broncos
Chargers over Ravens
Monday Night
Steelers over 49ers
NFL Week 14: Wild Card Willies
It’s the time of the season for the wild card windstorm, teams with a hope and a prayer wishing for favors to just get them into the playoffs. Like every year, circumstances of all kinds have popped up this season to take teams that shoulda, coulda, woulda looked like division champs stumble. Chicago, can I buy you a quarterback? Detroit, can I buy you some anger management classes? San Diego….yeah well, you know where I’m going with that one.
The crazy thing about this part of the season is that the teams that should turn it up seldom do and the teams that should put a fork in it and pray for draft day usually play spoiler. And there’s a certain amount of certain-tude in that; the NFL is about parity. On any given day, any given team can beat another.
This season has really pushed the question: why the heck didn’t this team beat this other team? But now, now it gets to be crazy pants, what I like to call the “Wild Card Willies.” Yeah, I’d like to pick the Pats over Redskins, no question….BUT the Pats have a bad record against the ‘Skins. I’d like to pick the Jets to clobber an undermined Chiefs…BUT the Chiefs have retooled so many times this season, they might be pointing at Joe Cool in the stands to come play.
It’s a flurry of Wild Card Willie games today where anything can happen but a few things seem clear: The Packers seem poised to be perfect and Tebow seems poised to eek into the playoffs. One because the team is that good and the other, because other teams are that bad.
What it boils down to is some “Who the Hell Knows?!” games which make it awfully exciting just to savor the season.
You hear that NBA? You may want to take note.
The Picks
Steelers over Browns WIN
Falcons over Panthers
Lions over Viks
Packers over Raiders
Bucs over Jags
Dolphins over Eagles
Pats over Redskins
Saints over Titans
Ravens over Colts
Chiefs over Jets
Texans over Bengals
49ers over Cardinals
Bears over Broncos
Chargers over Bills
Giants over Cowboys
Monday Nite
Seahawks over Rams in the what else is going on that evening on TV? night. Score? Really. Who cares?
Fantasy Island
I’m hovering in the middle of the pack after a big win last week bolstered by top notch Chargers play by Gates and Rivers. It makes one wistful for what coulda been if Kaeding going down on the first play of the first game hadn’t been so predictive of the rest of the Chargers season. The margin of success? 0.68 points.
This week, I’m up against another of the league’s heavyweights and it will again come down to Rivers-Gates to try and afford me another win.
Thinking of Playoff Challenge? Yeah, maybe. Got to get through the holidays first!
NFL Week 14: Terrible Towels Tonight
I think that’s really all that needs to be said about the game tonight. I think it’s a safe bet that Pittsburgh will win.
Pittsburgh over Cleveland Rocks!
NFL Week 13: There’s no time like the present.
Dear Spanos family,
Just get it over with and fire Turner and Smith. Let the rest of us and most importantly, your players, move on with their lives. In a season when the Chargers were televised in my location more times than they have won this year, it’s been an exercise in slow, painful torture watching the team crumble like grandma’s apple pie topping.
Not only has Smith shown himself unable to hold on to the talent he finds, turning the Chargers into a development team for the rest of the league, but Turner’s play calling in recent games has gotten so conservative as to be stupid. You’d think he was worried about his job. Yes, it’s obvious he is.
So dump both of these guys posthaste so the pressure is off and a new coach can get in the door, start assessing, and start changing players attitudes before we lose any more of that talent. This is my sad Chargers fan wish for the holidays.
This letter is being sent to Santa next. A new coach in powder blues is high on my Xmas list, right under World Peace.
Disgruntled Charger Girl
I was shocked to see that someone doesn’t blame Norv Turner for the slow steady decline of this team since 14-2. In the spirit of fairness, and hey, to have a hearty laugh, read this dissenting opinion from a Turner apologist. This guy barely discussing the history of the team as a problem.
The Picks
Seahawks over Eagles WIN
Ravens over Browns
Steelers over Bengals
Bucs over Panthers
Bears over Chiefs
Jets over Redskins
Texans over Falcons
Raiders over Dolphins
Saints over Lions
Bills over Titans
Broncos over Vikings
49ers over Rams
Cowboys over Cardinals
Packers over Giants
Patriots over Colts
Monday Nite
Chargers over Jags (But on the other hand, this game should be a dead giveaway except for Turner-Smith).
Fantasy Island
Can I say that Thursday Night games really screw with Fantasy picks in a way I didn’t expect. You have a high caliber player who’s coming off injury but you often won’t know until Sunday morning if he’ll play. Thursday night games, even if you don’t have a single player, kills your ability to make those adjustments.
Learned a lot this season. Suffering a lot from my Chargers. But there’s always a chance.
NFL Week 12: Cyber Monday
So much for picking the underdogs for Thanksgiving! Ah, well, at least the games were interesting, even if the only interest in the Detroit v Packers game was how late into the game Ndamukong Suh would be ejected from the game.
Having said that, none of Sunday’s games look nearly as intriguing except for, perhaps, the Broncos v Chargers game. I’ve written enough this year about both teams but with the AFC West title up for grabs even with the AFC West looking anemic compared to the rest of the league, it’s still a key game.
The Picks Pt 2
Bengals over Browns
Texans over Jags
Cardinals over Rams
Bills over Jets
Bus over Titans
Panthers over Colts
Falcons over Vikings
Raiders over Bears
Seahawks over Redskins
Chargers over Broncos
Patriots over Eagles
Steelers over Chiefs
Monday Nite
Now Monday Nite’s game should be interesting. Lots of talk about how wonderful a coach Tom Coughlin is. You know, Sean Payton ain’t too bad either
Saints over Giants, at home, 34 – 28
NFL Week 12: It’s Gravy!
Thanksgiving is a day to reflect, give thanks, eat lots of coma-inducing food and…watch football! But this year we get three, count them three football games and oh yeah, each one has the potential to be knock the stuffing out of you!
Packers versus Lions could be a match-up we see later in the playoffs…if the Lions can get healthy and focus on the game over schoolyard taunting. Dolphins versus Cowboys has the self proclaimed America’s Team versus what, on paper, should be a walkover team…except they are coming off three straight wins.
And then there IS the gravy game, 49ers versus Ravens. Both teams factor in the playoffs. Both teams have fierce defenses. Both have oft questioned QBs.
Lions-Romo-Ravens…oh my! Happy Thanksgiving to Me!
The Picks
Lions over Packers WHAT!?
Dolphins over Cowboys HUH?!
49ers over Ravens SERIOUS?!
Yup, no joke. There they are. Deal!
No, time to go prep that bird that’s the word for the day, Turkey!
NFL Week 11: Back to the Future!
Wow, looking over the list of back-up quarterbacks taking the field today feels like we’ve hopped the DeLorean and hit 88 mph. (If you don’t know what a DeLorean is…sigh….click here.) Matt Lineart for the Texans, Vince Young for the Eagles…sheesh, the prognosticators are even taking former backup quarterbacks and comparing them the the venerable Elway (ESPN, STOP it!)
Speaking of going backwards, what was up with the Ravens last week? Getting beaten…by the Sea-Chickens!? It’s not much help today that Ray Lewis is out. The Jets? Are you serious? Rex Ryan is defending his QB…who’s defending Ryan?
One thing that remains the same and gives us a very real view of the future…Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers. They are pulling last year’s championship and making a very strong statement that history will be repeating itself.
The Picks
Last week…fess up time….AWFUL. I mean it. 4 and pathetic. This week has already gotten started on the wrong wildcat foot. But that’s why they play the games.
Jets over Broncos LOSS
Ravens over Bengals
Cowboys over Redskins
Bills over Dolphins
Falcons over Titans
Raiders over Vikings
Browns over Jags
Lions over Panthers
Packers over Bucs
Rams over Seahawks
49ers over Cardinals
Chargers over Bears
Giants over Eagles
Monday Nite
Patriots over Chiefs
Fantasy Island
I’m marooned this week on Fantasy Island. I forgot there was a Thursday game and even so, I have so many injuries on my roster, that barring a trading frenzy, there is no hope for this week. It’s a wash. Sproles has a Bye, Maclin out, Green likely out. Yup, put a big ole fork in it, it’s done.
Next up, Thanksgiving blitz! Turkey Day, Mashers, Family home with the new TV. Saaaaa-WEET!!
